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« Thread Started on Feb 15, 2008, 6:10pm » | |
Don't mess with the Old folks
I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We
decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,
and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and
find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, " What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke
on his response; knowing he would have a good one. In classic
style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peathingy. I was just wondering if
you were my son."
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